Unlimited Fun

1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"(FOR DIAL UP'S) 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU! 5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. 6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer. 7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car. 8. Tech support calls YOU for help. 9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out." 10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. 11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. 12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. 14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago. 15. You talk on the phone with...

One day, the sage gave the disciple an empty sack and a basket of potatoes. "Think of all the people who have done or said something against you in the recent past, especially those you cannot forgive. For each of them, inscribe the name on a potato and put it in the sack." The disciple came up quite a few names, and soon his sack was heavy with potatoes. "Carry the sack with you wherever you go for a week," said the sage. "We'll talk after that." At first, the disciple thought nothing of it. Carrying the sack was not particularly difficult. But after a while, it became more of a burden. It sometimes got in the way, and it seemed to require more effort to carry as time went on, even though its weight remained the same. After a few days, the sack began to smell. The carved potatoes gave off a ripe odor. Not only were they increasingly inconvenient to carry around, they were also becoming rather unpleasant. Finally, the week was over. The sage summoned t...

A young man asks his father"Dadhow many kinds of breasts are there?" The fathersurprisedanswers: "Wellsonthere are three kinds of breasts. In her twentiesa woman's breasts are like melonsround and firm. In her thirties to fortiesthey are like pearsstill nice but hanging a bit. After fiftythey are like onions." "Onions?" "Yessee them and they make you cry." .............................................. PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo ? PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to aap kya samajh rahay thay ? .............................................. A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: "My husband only has ONE FOOT". Her Mother replied: "You are luckyyour papa has ONLY 5 INCHES" ..............................................

Once upon a time, in the heart of the Western Kingdom, lay a beautiful garden. And there, in the cool of the day, the Master of the garden was wont to walk. Of all the denizens of the garden, the most beautiful and most beloved was gracious and noble bamboo. Year after year, bamboo grew yet more noble and gracious, conscious of his Master's love and watchful delight, but modest and gentle withal. And often when the wind came to revel in the garden, Bamboo would cast aside his grave stateliness, to dance and play right merrily, tossing and swaying and leaping and bowing in joyous abandon, leading the Great Dance of the garden, Which most delighted the Master's heart. Now, once upon a day, the Master himself drew near to contemplate his Bamboo with eyes of curious expectancy. And Bamboo, in a passion of adoration, bowed his great head to the ground in loving greeting. The Master spoke: "Bamboo, Bamboo, I would use you." Bamboo flung his head to the sky in utter delight....

If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line de raha hai". If you don't she says "Kitna akadta hai". ********** If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai". If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar". ********** If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai". If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai". ********** If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her. If she acts smarter she think its her right. ********** If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai". If you love her she says "Peechay hi pad gayaa hai". ********** If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho". If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai". ********** If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me". If you do tell to her she says ...

Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte, virano mein phool kabhi khila nahi karte, magar itna yaad rakhana hamesha ke hum jaise dost bar-bar mila nahi karte. .......................................................... Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.! .......................................................... Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote.. Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote bhula dena meri kamiyon ko. Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote.... .......................................................... Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai. Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa hai. Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro, sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai.. ..........................................................

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo ......................................... Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai… Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai… ......................................... Phir yaad ayae wo bikhre hue nazare, Palkon pe reh gaye hai kanpte hue sitare, Dil me machalne wale tufan tham gaye hai, Arman zindagi ke khamosh ho gaye hai, Viraniyan chamanki takdir ban gayi hai, Mehrum zindagi ki tasvir ban gayi hai. ......................................... Jab hum akele hote hain .. Sab kitne begane se ho jate hain Jo apne nahin the woh bhi Asaani se ansu de jaate hain ! .........................................