Arz hai unki galiyon k

Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte
Kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare na ho sake
Par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gehra koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
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Mandir mein job karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
Insan se kahin khuda na ban jaun
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon.
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Mere taraf se aapko ek pappi,
Apki friend ko ek pappi,
Apki friend ki friend ko bhi ek pappi
Kyonki aaj hi mere Dogi ne dus pappi ko janam dia hai.
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