Chaewala
Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi si soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye, Ladki boli: kali si surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae. ............................................... Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega. ............................................... Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga. Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin ............................................... Husband: if I die, will u remarry? Wife: no, I'll stay with my sister. Wife: if I die will u remarry? Husband: no I'll also stay with your sister. ...............................................