Chaewala

Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi si soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,

Ladki boli: kali si surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.
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Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
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Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga.

Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin
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Husband: if I die, will u remarry?
Wife: no, I'll stay with my sister.

Wife: if I die will u remarry?
Husband: no I'll also stay with your sister.
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