Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi ( Non Veg SMS )

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.

Ek ladki NE electric office me phone karke kaha:

Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.

Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

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Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby

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First ten will get twins

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Chacha chachi donon lafangay,

So rahay thay donon nangay,

Chachi ko lagi thand,

Chacha nay dia Lund,

Chachi boli yah kia gund,

Chacha bola machine gun,

Dhasaan dhasan.. Dhasaan dhasaan...

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Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here.

Customer: but I bought cigarate from this shop.

Sales Girl: we sell condom also

But it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

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Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

Or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN