Unlimited Fun

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki NE electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo... ==================== SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby HURRY UP First ten will get twins ===================== Chacha chachi donon lafangay, So rahay thay donon nangay, Chachi ko lagi thand, Chacha nay dia Lund, Chachi boli yah kia gund, Chacha bola machine gun, Dhasaan dhasan.. Dhasaan dhasaan... ===================== Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here. Customer: but I bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also But it dosn"t mean you start fucking here. ==================== Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN Or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola tha AgaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho. Get Well Soon Mamu ===================== Early In the Morning Sun Rise With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly. All Da Flowers Were Bloom This Evening With Pleasant Smell But Its Now Wither Awfully N Tonight All The Stars Came Out To Play A Signal But All Of Them Are Not Shining, Cos All They Nows My Friend Is Sick Wish U A Cure Soon And Healthy Days Ahead. ==================== May The Little Flower, Laying In Gloom, Rise And Bloom, Swaying Endlessly, This Way And That Way, Morn To Dusk, Everyday. Get Well Soon! ======================= You Are Feeling Down And So Am I With You Not Around. Hope You Get Back In The Swing Of Things Real Soon. ====================== I Very Well Know The Reason, Why U R Taking Too Long To Recover, U R Really Being Nurse-D There. Joke A Part, But Still, Wishing U Speedy Recovery