requirements for any job...

in order to get a joba man rerequires 100% talent...

where as

a female requires only 4% talent..

remainig is ..

\3/\6/
)24(
(3|6)
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On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says"My sweet darlingI am going to take you to moon tonight."

The impatient wife says"Surebut first at least let's see the rocket to get there."
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Sex is like Pizza

When its hot ym.. it's VERY GOOD.

But then when it's cold its still goo....d.
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.

The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
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