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The motherboard is the heart of the computer, every part of the computer relies on the motherboard to function correctly. It maintains connection between every PC component and ensures that things are operating smoothly between them. Many signs of motherboard failure is that the computer won't boot up, not reaching the POST test, erratic system behavior, different combinations of components not working. The motherboard is the heart of the computer, every part of the computer relies on the motherboard to function correctly. It maintains connection between every PC component and ensures that things are operating smoothly between them. Many signs of motherboard failure is that the computer won't boot up, not reaching the POST test, erratic system behavior, different combinations of components not working. Because everything is connected to the motherboard certain parts may or may not work correctly if the motherboard is faulty so be sure to test those parts before thinking they...

With the amount of information available for download on the Internet, it's easy to quickly fill up your valuable hard drive space and turn your computer into a sluggish, unresponsive monster. Keeping your hard drive clean is essential to the high performance that the latest computers can achieve. Fortunately, it's a simple process; one that can easily be performed on a regular basis and, with some organization, keep your computer running like a well-oiled machine. You can discover how much hard drive space is available on your computer by accessing the DriveSpace program in your System Tools. A pie graph will show you the amount of used and unused space for each of your drives. Check this often to keep an idea of how much space you are using. There are six simple steps to clearing up your hard drive: 1. Uninstall unused programs. Many times a new program will come along that looks fun to have or play with, but after a week or two you simply stop using it. These programs clutte...

Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye, Apnapan jatane vale tanha chod gye, Jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki  Vo jo saath chalne vale apna rasta mod gaye ... ..................................... Gunah karke saza se darte hain,  Zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain,  Dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,  Hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain. ..................................... Koi achhi si saza do mujhko, Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko, Tumse bichdu to maut aa jaye, Dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko. ..................................... Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai, Tu sitam kar le teri hasrat jahan tak hai, Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi, Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai. .....................................

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.  The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."  She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!" .........................................   Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,  tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,  tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey? .........................................   Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele." Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow .........................................   Unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a penis. 1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai. 2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante. .........................................

While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. That's my son over there, she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. He's a fine looking boy, the man said. That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater. Then, looking at his watch, he called to his son. What do you say we go, Todd Todd pleaded, Just five more minutes, Dad. Please Just five more minutes. The man nodded and Todd continued to swing to his heart's content. Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his son. Time to go now Again Todd pleaded, Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes. The man smiled and said, O.K. My, you certainly are a patient father, the woman responded. The man smiled and then said, My older son Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I'd give anything for just five more minutes with him. I've vo...

Audit mode is a mode of Windows Setup that lets you bypass Windows Welcome so you can quickly access the desktop.  Audit mode is usually entered by running sysprep /audit command or using an answer file setting during unattended installation.  But if you install Windows Vista manually on a computer, you can also break into audit mode when the Windows Welcome screen appears by pressing CTRL+SHFT+F3.  This lets you get to the desktop quickly so you can add drivers, install applications, and do other stuff without having to go through all the steps of Windows Welcome.

10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.   9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken.  If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.   8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling..... And I'll think about returning your call.   7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.  Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.   6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send mone...

Confidence and Self-Esteem were best friends. They went everywhere together. If Confidence bought a new dress, Self-Esteem bought one just like it. They were very close. One day a new kid came to their school. His name was Peer Pressure. He had a friend called Hateful Words. They decided to give Confidence a hard time. They constantly teased her. They forced her to do terrible things. It was so terrible that Confidence lost Self-Esteem. When Self-Esteem wanted to start some classes, Confidence said they wouldn't be any good. Then one day, Peer Pressure introduced Confidence to Doubt. He wanted to ruin Confidence, but Peer Pressure said he couldn't yet. Self Esteem couldn't understand what was wrong with Confidence. Confidence now hung around with Depression, Low Self-Esteem, and Overeating. These girls were friends of Peer Pressure. Self-Esteem no longer had any friends. She no longer felt good about herself. She went to see her Imaam. Imaam Good Words told her how to talk ...

There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy). Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack. This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now, when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill, the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river Vishy did just the same He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible..... Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was a diamond!!!! That's when he realized that all those pebbles he had thrown away were actually Precio...

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No." She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!" Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and...

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,  Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi  Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,  Bartan Lelo Bartan.... .............................................. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain  Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain  Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,  Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain :) .............................................. Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. .............................................. Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! ..............................................

The time may come that you'll need to reinstall your Windows XP. It could happen. Maybe you'll add a new motherboard or hard drive. Maybe you'll get constant errors and problems that just won't go away. Or perhaps you're a neat freak who wants to rid yourself of clutter and start fresh with a clean operating system. If you do reinstall Windows XP, then you'll need to re-activate it too—that is, unless you keep this tip handy ;-) See, the first time you activated XP it created a file called "wpa.dbl" that lives in the WINDOWS\system32 folder. By creating a backup of this file on disk, you can simply put it back into the folder after reinstalling XP and avoid the whole re-activation hassle. Here's how... Go to My Computer then select your Hard Drive (usually drive C). Goto the WINDOWS\system32 folder and scroll way down until you find the wpa.dbl file. Right-click and choose "Send To" then either Floppy Drive (make sure you have a disk in) ...

The best use of the Excel protection system is to prevent a data entry person from accidentally damaging formulas or formatting in your spreadsheet file. Passwords aren't needed for this purpose. Worksheet protection There are two different menu locations that together control worksheet protection: * Format, Cells, Protection, with a check box labeled Locked, to choose which cells the user will be able to modify when the sheet is protected * Tools, Protection, Protect Sheet to toggle sheet protection on and off In a new blank worksheet all cells are formatted Locked, but worksheet protection is off (Tools menu) so the locked cell formats have no effect. This is the part that confuses some people; it seems to work backwards to expectations, but the way it works actually makes it less work to use, once you get used to it. Here's what you do: select all the cells you want the user to be able to edit, either one range at a time or all together using the Control key, and go ...

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) :d 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) :d 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?) :d 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out) :d 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet) :d 6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. (wow! A free trip to heaven?) :d 7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. (uh...huh!) :d 8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??) 9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (nice work!) :d

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai, Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai, Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE...., Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....". ............................................... Wife : Ek baat bolu?? Husband : Bolo Wife : Maaroge to nahi? Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai? Wife : mai pregnant hun Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi?? Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi. ............................................... Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks: A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re? Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He! ............................................... Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi....... Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz ...............................................

The run option of Start menu is used to run a program or to open a document directly. If you Do not know the exact location of the program or document then click on Start button to open Run and type the programs shortcut name to open it directly. Run Commands Appwiz.cpl -- Used to run Add/Remove wizard Calc --Calculator Cfgwiz32 --ISDN Configuration Wizard Charmap --Character Map Chkdisk --Repair damaged files Cleanmgr --Cleans up hard drives Clipbrd --Windows Clipboard viewer Control --Displays Control Panel Cmd --Opens a new Command Window Control mouse --Used to control mouse properties Dcomcnfg --DCOM user security Debug --Assembly language programming tool Defrag --Defragmentation tool Drwatson --Records programs crash & snapshots Dxdiag --DirectX Diagnostic Utility Explorer --Windows Explorer Fontview --Graphical font viewer Fsmgmt.msc -- Used to open shared folders Firewall.cpl -- Used to configure windows firewall Ftp -FTP.exe program Hostname --Returns Computer's name...

Story 1 It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk. Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken" Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you" Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more." Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed" Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches" Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed" The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun. Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken...

A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man'swish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to ...

Dear Manager (HR), Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vimal never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Vimal takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Vimal is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vimal can be classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vimal be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be sent away as soon as possible. Signed - Project Leader NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him. ***********

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!! Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future. After 70, they become Siberia. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back... Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now! ..................................... Your daddy must be a terrorist. Because you are....... DA BOMB! ..................................... What is life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. ..................................... If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together. ..................................... Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, Charming, funny, Well...Enough about ME! How about you? .....................................

An emperor in the Far East was growing old and knew it was time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or his children, he decided something different. He called young people in the kingdom together one day. He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next emperor. I have decided to choose one of you." The kids were shocked! But the emperor continued. "I am going to give each one of you a seed today. One very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it and come back here after one year from today with what you have grown from this one seed. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next emperor!" One boy named Ling was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly told his mother the story. She helped him get a pot and planting soil, and he planted the seed and watered it carefully. Every day he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. A...

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, Ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, The lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gooood....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"

A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs.The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, "There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs--millions of them. They croak all during the night and are about to drive me crazy!" So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant five hundred at a time for the next several weeks. The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, "Well...where are all the frogs?" The farmer said, "I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!" Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also--remember that problems always seem bigger in t...

Two men were in conversation on the beach : M1: Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? M2: Tumhe nahe pata ? M1: Nahi pata. M2: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai... ................................................ Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! ................................................ Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq karo office wali se, Flirt karo pados wali se, Pyaar karo dilwali se, Aankh larao sali se, Aur maar khao ghar wali se. ................................................ Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye. ................................................

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer and the fourth son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent and twisted. The second son said, no, that it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful. It was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them. He said it was ripe and drooping with fruit - full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life. He told them that you cannot judge a tree,...

2 Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job?". .................................................. Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls: Do not play with street dogs, You may get rabies. And Do not play with smart boys, You may get babies... ;-) .................................................. Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me. Enjoy until u get statisfied.. Lovingly urs-----, " I------ TOILET". .................................................. How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ? They are the ones who erase their notebooks When the teacher erases the blackboard !! ..................................................

Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer. ********** Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables. ********** Q: Why does God allow evil to happen? A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs. ********** Q: Does God know everything? A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes On in the overnite job. ********** Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs? A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and He logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can Wait until tomorrow. ********** Q: Did God really create the world in seven days? A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy Bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend Had left him. ********** Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended? A: Tha...

About ten years ago, a young and very successful executive named Josh was traveling down a Chicago neighborhood street. He was going a bit too fast in his sleek, black, 12 cylinder Jaguar XKE, which was only two months old. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no child darted out, but a brick sailed out and - WHUMP! - it smashed Into the Jag's shiny black side door! SCREECH..!!!! Brakes slammed! Gears ground into reverse, and tires madly spun the Jaguar back to the spot from where the brick had been thrown. Josh jumped out of the car, grabbed the kid and pushed him up against a parked car. He shouted at the kid, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing?!" Building up a head of steam, he went on. "That's my new Jag, that brick you threw is gonna cost you a lot of money. Why did you throw it?" "Please, mister, please. . . I'm...

FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2: 1 SEED can create a forest 1 SMILE can start a relationship 1 TOUCH can show love-n-care and 1 FRIEND like you can ruin a life. ......................................... FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2: Butterflies don't know what colour their wings are. But human eyes know how beautiful it is. Likewise you don't know your quality But I know ki tu kitna kamina hai re.... ......................................... Kaash Tere Chehre Pe Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote Chand To Tum Ho Hi Sitare Bhi Saath Hote ......................................... MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA.. MENDAK TALAAB KA. .........................................

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. ********** 2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. ********** 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her master's. ********** 4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. ********** 5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through "the minds of either". ********** 6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. ********** 7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? Such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece. ********** 8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ********** 9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work. ********** 10. Con...

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work ************** Men = eat + sleep + earn money Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money If Men - earn money = Pigs In other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs ************** Women = eat + sleep + spend Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Women = Pigs + spend If, Women - spend = Pigs In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs ************** Summary: Men earn money not to let women become pigs! Women spend not to let men become pigs! Men + Women = 2 Pigs Wish all the pigs happy forever. **************

Aap gairon ki batein karte ho, Humne apno ko aazmaya hai, Log kanto se bachke chalte hain, Humne phoolon se jhakam khaya hai. ................................. Dard ki had se guzarna to abhi baqi hai Tut ke mera bikharna to abhi baqi hai, Pas akar mera dukhdard batanewale Mujhse katra ke guzarna to abhi baqi hai. ................................. Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi, Mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain, Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi. ................................. Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya .................................

Some years ago, three brothers left the farm to work in the city. They were all hired by the same company at the same pay. Three years later, Jim was being paid $500 a month, Frank was receiving $1,000, but George was now making $1,500. Their father decided to visit the employer. He listened to the confused father and said, "I will let the boys explain for themselves." Jim was summoned to the supervisor's office and was told, "Jim, I understand the Far East Importers has just brought in a large transport plane loaded with Japanese import goods. Will you please go over to the airport and get a cargo inventory?" Three minutes later, Jim returned to the office. "The cargo was one thousand bolts of Japanese silk," Jim reported. "I got the information over the telephone from a member of the crew." When Jim left, Frank, the $1,000 a month brother, was called. "Frank," said the supervisor, "I wish you'd go out to the airport and g...

Kabhi yeh mat socho k tumhari GF ne tumhe Kitna romentic msg bhejaa hai. Hamesha yeh socho k use kisne bheja hoga? Jaago Aashiq Jaago .......................................... Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste. Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste. .......................................... A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW. Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I'm already married. Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai .......................................... Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do. Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga. Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethaunga ..........................................

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As ...