Suicide
2 Dost Suicide karne gaye,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job?".
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Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls:
Do not play with street dogs,
You may get rabies.
And Do not play with smart boys,
You may get babies... ;-)
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Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.
Enjoy until u get statisfied..
Lovingly urs-----, "
I------ TOILET".
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How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?
They are the ones who erase their notebooks
When the teacher erases the blackboard !!
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Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job?".
..................................................
Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls:
Do not play with street dogs,
You may get rabies.
And Do not play with smart boys,
You may get babies... ;-)
..................................................
Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.
Enjoy until u get statisfied..
Lovingly urs-----, "
I------ TOILET".
..................................................
How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?
They are the ones who erase their notebooks
When the teacher erases the blackboard !!
..................................................
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