300%

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. 
The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." 
She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, 
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, 
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
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Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow
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Unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.
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