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Week at the gym
Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess — with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class a...
Mehsoos ( COOL SMS )
Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai, Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain. Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo…..Dosti aise hi hoti hai. ................................... Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai…. Har koi pyar k liye rota hai…. Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna… Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai… ................................... Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge, Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge, Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna, Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge ................................... Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai, Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai… Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se Mulaakaat baaki hai…. ...................................
If the Titanic was made in India
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain 3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" 4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip 5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson 6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees. And last but not least 7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC
For Hard workers Only..
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man. SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?" The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room a...
