Kill a bird
How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station
Where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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SANTA: DUBAI me sub kuch FREE hai
TAXI
HOTEL
KHANA
PINA
YAHA TAK
SEX BHI
FREE HAI
BANTA : are yaar TU kub gaya tha
SANTA; mai nahin meri bibi jakar ayi hai
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He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
.................................................
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station
Where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
.................................................
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
.................................................
SANTA: DUBAI me sub kuch FREE hai
TAXI
HOTEL
KHANA
PINA
YAHA TAK
SEX BHI
FREE HAI
BANTA : are yaar TU kub gaya tha
SANTA; mai nahin meri bibi jakar ayi hai
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