Door open while bathing

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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