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Women set to outnumber men at work in America One person's adversity is often another's opportunity. That's certainly proving to be the case in recession-hit North America. A spurt in firing of men and hiring of women has resulted in women now outnumbering men in the Canadian workforce, accounting for 50.9% of the country's 14 million salaried workers. In the US, too, women now hold 49.8% of that country's 132 million jobs and are projected to cross the 50% mark by the first quarter of 2010 when the US will - according to President Barack Obama - come out of recession. American daily USA Today has described this as a historic reversal caused by long-term changes in women's roles and job losses for men during recession. ''Women are gaining the majority of jobs in the few sectors of the economy that are growing,'' the newspaper said. As a matter of fact, at the current pace, women could even outnumber male workers in the US by November this year....
Dar dar bhatakte hai arman ki tarha, Har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarha, Iss duniya se khushi ki aas kya rakhna, Yahan to gham bhi dete hai ehsaan ki tarha, ..................................... Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai Be-dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai Woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin Shiddat se mujhe uska intezar to hai Abhi nahi to kya hua mil hi jaayegi kabhi Mere dil mein us se milan ki aas to hai Pyaar ki gawahi mere aansuon se na maang Barasti nahi aankhen magar dil udaas to hai… ..................................... Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nhi , Haste hue har pal bitana asan nahi , Zindagi mein har koi dil mein bas nahi pata , Aur us base hue 1 ko bhul pana asan nahi. ..................................... Bahut udas hai koi tere jane se. Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se. Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh , Koi toot gaya hai TERE rooth jane se...
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