Gud One! ( Pure Desi Joke )

एक चीता Cigarette का सुट्टा लगाने ही वाला था की अचानक एक चूहा वहां आया और बोला :

" मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
चीते ने एक लम्हा सोचा फिर चूहे के साथ दौड़ने लगा .
 
आगे एक हाथी अफीम पी रहा था , चूहा फिर बोला ,
" हाथी मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो , देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
हाथी भी साथ दौड़ने लगा .
 
आगे शेर whisky पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था , चूहे ने उसे भी वही कहा .
शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5- 6 थप्पड़ मारे .
 
हाथी बोला , "  अरे ये तो तुम्हे ज़िन्दगी की तरफ ले जा रहा है , क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को ?"
शेर बोला , "  यह कमीना पिछली बार भी Bhang पी कर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल मै घुमाता रहा ".

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