Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai (Hindi Mix SMS)

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Padna isay ata nahi,
Class me kabi jata nahi,
Canteen iski jaan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

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Ek bar 300 Pathan ship mein travel kar rahay the,
Lakin sare k sare mar gayeee,
Kaise?
Nothing serious,
Ship bich mein kharab ho gai,
To Dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee .

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Shadi main ladkiko itna kyo sajaya jata hain.Any guess....?
OK, I willtell u...
Maal kaisa bhi ho paking achha hona chahiye

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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Upar likha hai most wanted
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai

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