Kya ghar hai

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...
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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
Sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
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Duniya Gol Hai:-
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai..
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
Toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
Na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA ,
Aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
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