PRAYER

Son: kal daddy ke office room se PRAYER karne ki awaaz aa rahi thi
Mom: pray karna to achhi baat hai
Son: daddy to chup theyunki secreatry chilla rahi thi "Oh God Oh God"
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Dost! Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo me ghuma dena agar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena..
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Abe Hath
Bye Bye Bolna hai..
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Boy: "Aunty why was uncle lying on u last night..?"
Aunty: "He was checking my temperature."
Boy: "did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking..!"
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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?
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