Ur the 1st thing

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U
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NESCAFE!
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What is a girl friend ?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''

His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''

When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.

His wife says ''What the hell was that?''

''Half time - swap sides.''
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