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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki NE electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo... ==================== SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby HURRY UP First ten will get twins ===================== Chacha chachi donon lafangay, So rahay thay donon nangay, Chachi ko lagi thand, Chacha nay dia Lund, Chachi boli yah kia gund, Chacha bola machine gun, Dhasaan dhasan.. Dhasaan dhasaan... ===================== Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here. Customer: but I bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also But it dosn"t mean you start fucking here. ==================== Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN Or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola tha AgaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho. Get Well Soon Mamu ===================== Early In the Morning Sun Rise With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly. All Da Flowers Were Bloom This Evening With Pleasant Smell But Its Now Wither Awfully N Tonight All The Stars Came Out To Play A Signal But All Of Them Are Not Shining, Cos All They Nows My Friend Is Sick Wish U A Cure Soon And Healthy Days Ahead. ==================== May The Little Flower, Laying In Gloom, Rise And Bloom, Swaying Endlessly, This Way And That Way, Morn To Dusk, Everyday. Get Well Soon! ======================= You Are Feeling Down And So Am I With You Not Around. Hope You Get Back In The Swing Of Things Real Soon. ====================== I Very Well Know The Reason, Why U R Taking Too Long To Recover, U R Really Being Nurse-D There. Joke A Part, But Still, Wishing U Speedy Recovery

WoW what a cool perfomance

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron, Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron. Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara, Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron.. ........................................................ Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me; Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me; 'RISHTA' to humne bandh hi liya he aapse; Bas thoda sa Saath de dena ise Nibhane me. ........................................................ Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye, Muskura kar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, Gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabi kabi, Har Gulab par yu aitbaar na kijiye. ........................................................ Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, Chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, To tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko. ........................................................

Swami Vivekananda - The Universal Man Rarely does humanity witness a combination of a great Guru (Spiritual Teacher) and equally capable Shishya (spiritual disciple) as Sri Ramakrishna and Swami Vivekananda were. The Upanishads and the Gita do mention of such noble pairs, when a yearning aspirant seeking higher knowledge humbly bows down to the Teacher and says, 'Sir, please tell me: Which is that thing which having been known, all this becomes known, and nothing else remains to be known? Give me that, acquiring which all desires nullify. O gracious one, I surrender at your feet; please tell me what is right for me.' And the compassionate Teacher describes the nature of Self or Atman, starting as external reality and culminating into the true knowledge of our inner Self. As the Guru speaks, so does the aspirant (sadhaka) experience the Truth contained in those words. It is as if a film on Brahman is being run in front of the yearning aspirant. One such pair flourished in the la...

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte, Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte. Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein, Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Kartea ............................................... Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi.... ............................................... Tum mujhe bhul na paoge, Is kadar hum tumhe yaad aayenge... Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna, Teri aankhon me hum nazar aayenge.... ............................................... Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate, Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate, Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe, Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate ...............................................

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Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi si soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye, Ladki boli: kali si surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae. ............................................... Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega. ............................................... Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga. Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin ............................................... Husband: if I die, will u remarry? Wife: no, I'll stay with my sister. Wife: if I die will u remarry? Husband: no I'll also stay with your sister. ...............................................

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Sarah wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!" "Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complemented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand." About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye. "Shit, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked. "I took your advice." "Didn't you compliment her?" "Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while I started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts they sure were firm. She like that too." "It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said. "Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got ...

will u be my frinedship with me? plz?????? (ya sure) im all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (ill gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur english) helelo i want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kkkkkiran) i want to be closed friend with u. (when were we open?) i want 2 b frands with you. (yup frands) i want to be close friendship with u. (then be. cuz im closed for you) please reply me to me weather we r frinds or not? (then you reply to urself dear me to me) behtarin....love...... can v b plas? (r we gonna fix a car? or screw some nuts?) itne mast mails kahaan se laati ho love? can there be friends between us?and if frinedship is accepted. then..... okkkk thunks. thunk u so muck that u become my freind!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................do u have an a a/c in orkat????????? if u have plz sand me u r link. (notice the space between u and r. it completely changes the meaning of the sentence. the sentence now becomes "if u have plz sand me you are link")

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. .............................................. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na. .............................................. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. .............................................. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI :...

SHUDH HINDI MEANINGS FOR SOME ENGLISH WORDS CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe Le takaatak de takaatak LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par Le tada tad, de tada tad LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak TIE : Kanth Langoti MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev CIGERETTE : Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha praveen.

Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess — with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class a...

Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai, Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain. Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo…..Dosti aise hi hoti hai. ................................... Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai…. Har koi pyar k liye rota hai…. Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna… Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai… ................................... Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge, Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge, Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna, Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge ................................... Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai, Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai… Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se Mulaakaat baaki hai…. ...................................

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain 3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" 4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip 5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson 6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees. And last but not least 7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man. SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?" The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room a...