Test By Puncture

A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, "What are you here for?"

Banta says, "I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger."

Santa started crying, "Oh my God, I am here for urine test and I am too young yet, what will happened to me?"
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Attending a wedding for the first time,
A little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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Boy to girl: Hey you and I want to play magic?
Girl to Boy: And yes how is it that?

Boy to Girl: Come to my place, you and I have sex and than you disappear!
Girl to Boy: Ya, You go to your place, sex yourself and I disappear now,

Jackass!
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