MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB
DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA.
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Lady: Muje Talak chahiye
SARPANCH: Magar vo to kabadi champion hai
LADY: Yehi problem hai khel k jaisa rat ko bhi sirf chhukar chala jata hai.
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Sustipur se Fresh Nagar tak jane wali
Morning xpress bathroom no.1 par khadi hai,
SWEET yatrign se anurodh hai ki
Kripya apne din ki shuruwat nahakar karen.
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Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,
NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...
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SOME HINDI JOCKS
Woh baat kya karun jiski khabar hi na ho
Woh dua kya karun jismein asar hi na ho
Kaise kah doon aap ko lag jaaye meri umar Kya pata meri umar hi na ho.
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Kaas Ham Bhi Koi SmS Hote,.
Ek Hi Click Mein AapKePass Hote,.
Chahe Aap Hame Delete Kar Dete,.
Par Ham Ek MinuteTo AapKE SATH HOTE.
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Rosni dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar Dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe.
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boy: kitne bhai bahen ho?.
girl: 6.
boy: baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha?.
girl: tum kitne ho?.
boy: 1.
girl: baap me dum nahi tha.......
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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho.
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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!.....
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
bird gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log ghas eat rahe hain,
acche log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
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Train me TT Sadhu se bola:Kahan jana hai
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha
TT:Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
Sadhu :kaha ?
TT : Jail mein............
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."
Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
"Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."
Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi
sakta hoon?"
Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."
Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: "Ek paani ka gilas milega?"
Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch ke milte hain."
Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha: "Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon,
Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk
pada, Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."
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Akele har rah sunsan hoti hai
Sachhe dost ka hona hai zaruri
Kynki dost se har muskhil asan hoti hey
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All d best
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