Making a million friends

Making a million friends is not an art,

But the real art is to make a friend who will stand with u when millions are against u.
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Do u know the relation between your two eyes?
They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together,
And they sleep together.
Even though they never see each other.
Friendship should be just like that.
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When I was walking alone I wished that
I can reach the end of the road.
But when friend like u joined me
I wished The road would never end..
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FRIENDSHIP IS JUST NOT LIKE RAIN
IT COME SOON AND GONE
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A AIR
WE CAN'T SEE IT'S ONLY FEEL
FRIENSHIP IS LIKE A AIR
WITH U EVER AND EVER
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Tumhari is ada ka kya

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
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Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,
Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,
Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.
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Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote...!
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Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain,
Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai.
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Interview

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.

E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?

E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

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Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.

E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.

E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?

E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

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Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

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Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: yes

E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.

E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

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Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)

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Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich?
C: No.

E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

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Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... There is no position in his company.

E: Then,..... What is your qualification?
C: Secretary!

E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.

E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

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Time & distance

Time & distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure u, u are always in my heart!
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Friends are like mango...
You'll never know which is sweet and which is not.
Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mango in U!
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Jise dil ka kalam or mohabbat ki ink kahate hai,
Jise lamho ki kitab or yaado ka covar kehate hai,
Yahi wo subject hai jise log friendship kahte hai.
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Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti.
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Funny Thoughts On Exercise

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

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I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

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Temper

Temper is what gets most of us into trouble.

Pride is what keeps us there.
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People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
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The only preparation for tomorrow is the right use of today.
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The poorest of all men is not the man without a cent but the man without a dream.
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Even a woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head.
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Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... No."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"