Unlimited Fun

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. ================================= Ek MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha....... Ladai nichli gali main hoti hai Pakray hum jatay hain...!!! ================================= Every nice friend is a gift of god.. Its one of lifes best blessings, A priceless gift that can never be bought, Sold,or forgotten..just like you.. ================================= 1st said" I saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: I also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !! ================================= On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono. He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui. Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji. Santa: Yeh erect hai!

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki NE electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo... ==================== SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby HURRY UP First ten will get twins ===================== Chacha chachi donon lafangay, So rahay thay donon nangay, Chachi ko lagi thand, Chacha nay dia Lund, Chachi boli yah kia gund, Chacha bola machine gun, Dhasaan dhasan.. Dhasaan dhasaan... ===================== Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here. Customer: but I bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also But it dosn"t mean you start fucking here. ==================== Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN Or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addictmy daughter is a call girlmy wife is a gambler. God: Is anything +ve in ur family? Man: I'm HIV positive. ............................................ Son kills a butterfly. Dad: No butter for 2 weeks. Son kills a honeybee. Dad: No honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills a cockroach. Son: Dad u tell her or should I? ............................................ Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai. ............................................ Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai! Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon! Lady: Tujhe saab ne bola kya? Bai: Nahin driver bol raha tha! ............................................

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.  The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."  She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!" .........................................   Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,  tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,  tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey? .........................................   Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele." Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow .........................................   Unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a penis. 1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai. 2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante. .........................................

A young man asks his father"Dadhow many kinds of breasts are there?" The fathersurprisedanswers: "Wellsonthere are three kinds of breasts. In her twentiesa woman's breasts are like melonsround and firm. In her thirties to fortiesthey are like pearsstill nice but hanging a bit. After fiftythey are like onions." "Onions?" "Yessee them and they make you cry." .............................................. PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo ? PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to aap kya samajh rahay thay ? .............................................. A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: "My husband only has ONE FOOT". Her Mother replied: "You are luckyyour papa has ONLY 5 INCHES" ..............................................

Son: kal daddy ke office room se PRAYER karne ki awaaz aa rahi thi Mom: pray karna to achhi baat hai Son: daddy to chup theyunki secreatry chilla rahi thi "Oh God Oh God" .............................................. Dost! Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo me ghuma dena agar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena.. . . . . Abe Hath Bye Bye Bolna hai.. .............................................. Boy: "Aunty why was uncle lying on u last night..?" Aunty: "He was checking my temperature." Boy: "did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking..!" .............................................. Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breathe through that thing? ..............................................

in order to get a joba man rerequires 100% talent... where as a female requires only 4% talent.. remainig is .. \3/\6/ )24( (3|6) ................................................. On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says"My sweet darlingI am going to take you to moon tonight." The impatient wife says"Surebut first at least let's see the rocket to get there." ................................................. Sex is like Pizza When its hot ym.. it's VERY GOOD. But then when it's cold its still goo....d. ................................................. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! .................................................