Thursday, October 23, 2008

Breasts & Veggie

A young man asks his father"Dadhow many kinds of breasts are there?"

The fathersurprisedanswers:
"Wellsonthere are three kinds of breasts.
In her twentiesa woman's breasts are like melonsround and firm.
In her thirties to fortiesthey are like pearsstill nice but hanging a bit.
After fiftythey are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yessee them and they make you cry."
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo ?
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to aap kya samajh rahay thay ?
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A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
"My husband only has ONE FOOT".
Her Mother replied:
"You are luckyyour papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"
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