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Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!

Type *#06#

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:

43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on
Emirates which is very Bad quality :(

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it¢s manufactured
in Germany which is not bad

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it¢s manufactured in
Finland which is Good

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in
original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on
Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

Saya ...

phir kisi yaad ne raat bhar hai jagaya mujhko
Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujhko

Din ko aaram hai na rat ko hai chain kabhi
Janay kis khaak say kudrat nay banaya mujhko



Dukh to yeh hai keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi
Jo mila hai woh mila ban ke paraya mujhko

Jab koi bhi na raha kandha mere ronay ko
Ghar ki deewaron ne seenay say lagaya mujhko

aab to umeed-e-wafa tum say nahein hai koi
Phir charaghon ki tarah kis ne jalaya mujhko

Bewafa zindagi ne jab chor diya hai tanha
Maut ne pyaar say pehloo main bithaya mujhko

Woh diya hoon jo mohabbat ne jalaya tha kabhi
Gham ki andhi ne subah aur shaam bujhaya mujhko

kaisay bhoolon ga tere saath guajare lamhay
Yad aata raha julfon ka hi saya mujhko.....

Living in 2009

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.

Acha dost

Acha dost "Hath" aur "ankh" ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab "haath" ko taqleef hoti hai to "ankh" roti hai,
Aur jab "ankh" roti hai to "hath" ansoo ponchta hai.
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Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye...
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Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!
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Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

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Tasveer

Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine,


har janm sabko yahaan sachha pyaar kahaan milta hai,
teri chaahat mein to umr bita li meine,
mujhko jaane kahaan ehsaas mere le jaayein,
waqt ke haathon se ek nazm utha li meine,


ghere rehti hai mujhe ek anokhi khushbu,
teri yaadon se har ek saans saja li meine,
jiske sheron ko woh sunke bahut roya tha,
bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine.

Things to think about kids

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom miss quote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there "are" children more awful than your own.

6. We child proof our homes ... but they are still getting in !

Advice for the Day !

Be nice to your kids
" They " will choose your nursing home ...
And finally ...
If you have a lot of tension and you get headaches too

"Do what the aspirin bottle says"

Take 2 aspirin and ... "Keep Away From Children "

Why girls are better than boys

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
10. Taxis stop for us.
11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
15. We know the truth about whether size matters.
16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
17. If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil.
18. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
19. We can sleep our way to the top.
20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
21. It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.
23. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
27. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.
28. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
29. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
30. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
31. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
32. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
34. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
35. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
36. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
37. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
38. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

To handle yourself

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
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Learn from the mistakes of others
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
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Arz hai unki galiyon k

Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte
Kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare na ho sake
Par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gehra koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
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Mandir mein job karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
Insan se kahin khuda na ban jaun
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon.
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Mere taraf se aapko ek pappi,
Apki friend ko ek pappi,
Apki friend ki friend ko bhi ek pappi
Kyonki aaj hi mere Dogi ne dus pappi ko janam dia hai.
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