Our FRIENDSHIP is a blank cheque for ME
It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY
Always a CREDITnot DEBIT
Always a PROFIT not a LOSS
& I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE!
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I may not be
The most important person in ur LIFE...
But
I just hope that
One day whn
U hear my name
U wud just
SMILE & SAY
"Hey thats my friend"
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Gadha Jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par Jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.
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FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget,
But
How you forgive,
Not
How you listen
But
How you understand,
Not
What you see,
But
How you feel,
But Not
How you let it go
But
How you HOLD ON .
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Birth is from Mother
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
Lifelong smiles
Is
From
FRIEND .
Isn’t It?
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It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY
Always a CREDITnot DEBIT
Always a PROFIT not a LOSS
& I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE!
********************************************
I may not be
The most important person in ur LIFE...
But
I just hope that
One day whn
U hear my name
U wud just
SMILE & SAY
"Hey thats my friend"
**********************************************
Gadha Jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par Jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.
**********************************************
FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget,
But
How you forgive,
Not
How you listen
But
How you understand,
Not
What you see,
But
How you feel,
But Not
How you let it go
But
How you HOLD ON .
**********************************************
Birth is from Mother
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
Lifelong smiles
Is
From
FRIEND .
Isn’t It?
************************************************
एक चीता Cigarette का सुट्टा लगाने ही वाला था की अचानक एक चूहा वहां आया और बोला :
" मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
चीते ने एक लम्हा सोचा फिर चूहे के साथ दौड़ने लगा .
" मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
चीते ने एक लम्हा सोचा फिर चूहे के साथ दौड़ने लगा .
आगे एक हाथी अफीम पी रहा था , चूहा फिर बोला ,
" हाथी मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो , देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
हाथी भी साथ दौड़ने लगा .
" हाथी मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो , देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
हाथी भी साथ दौड़ने लगा .
आगे शेर whisky पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था , चूहे ने उसे भी वही कहा .
शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5- 6 थप्पड़ मारे .
शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5- 6 थप्पड़ मारे .
हाथी बोला , " अरे ये तो तुम्हे ज़िन्दगी की तरफ ले जा रहा है , क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को ?"
शेर बोला , " यह कमीना पिछली बार भी Bhang पी कर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल मै घुमाता रहा ".
शेर बोला , " यह कमीना पिछली बार भी Bhang पी कर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल मै घुमाता रहा ".
A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka
De raha hai'.
SWOT BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour
Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
Now it's 2 ltr.
Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for four days.
Lady calls again.
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one
Comes out
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
Copied.
Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
My wife with him.
A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state the river Kaveri flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka
De raha hai'.
SWOT BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour
Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
Now it's 2 ltr.
Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for four days.
Lady calls again.
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one
Comes out
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
Copied.
Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
My wife with him.
A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state the river Kaveri flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
Lawyer to Santa: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Santa:'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya
To court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'
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A teacher told all students in a class
To write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
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Q:) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks
The teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
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After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes,
Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Santa:'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya
To court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'
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A teacher told all students in a class
To write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
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Q:) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks
The teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
***********************************************************
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes,
Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
***********************************************************
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Very disgusting and unromantic for the first kiss...
EISH!!!!
EISH!!!!
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Padna isay ata nahi,
Class me kabi jata nahi,
Canteen iski jaan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
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Ek bar 300 Pathan ship mein travel kar rahay the,
Lakin sare k sare mar gayeee,
Kaise?
Nothing serious,
Ship bich mein kharab ho gai,
To Dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee .
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Shadi main ladkiko itna kyo sajaya jata hain.Any guess....?
OK, I willtell u...
Maal kaisa bhi ho paking achha hona chahiye
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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Upar likha hai most wanted
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai
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Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Padna isay ata nahi,
Class me kabi jata nahi,
Canteen iski jaan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
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Ek bar 300 Pathan ship mein travel kar rahay the,
Lakin sare k sare mar gayeee,
Kaise?
Nothing serious,
Ship bich mein kharab ho gai,
To Dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee .
******************************************************
Shadi main ladkiko itna kyo sajaya jata hain.Any guess....?
OK, I willtell u...
Maal kaisa bhi ho paking achha hona chahiye
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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Upar likha hai most wanted
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai
******************************************************
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai
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