Sand and Stone

This story tells of two friends walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.

The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone. Why?"

The other friend replied, "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. When someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone, where no wind can ever erase it."

Learn to write your hurts in sand, and to carve your benefits in stone.

Every Nice Friend Is A Gift Of God

GUY: If I could see you naked,
I'd die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked,
I'd probably die laughing.

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Ek MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
Ladai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!

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Every nice friend is a gift of god..
Its one of lifes best blessings,
A priceless gift that can never be bought,
Sold,or forgotten..just like you..

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1st said" I saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: I also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

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On the wedding night
Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says:
Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai!

Why American Husbands Listen To Their Wives

Women set to outnumber men at work in America

One person's adversity is often another's opportunity. That's certainly proving to be the case in recession-hit North America. A spurt in firing of men and hiring of women has resulted in women now outnumbering men in the Canadian workforce, accounting for 50.9% of the country's 14 million salaried workers.

In the US, too, women now hold 49.8% of that country's 132 million jobs and are projected to cross the 50% mark by the first quarter of 2010 when the US will - according to President Barack Obama - come out of recession.

American daily USA Today has described this as a historic reversal caused by long-term changes in women's roles and job losses for men during recession.

''Women are gaining the majority of jobs in the few sectors of the economy that are growing,'' the newspaper said. As a matter of fact, at the current pace, women could even outnumber male workers in the US by November this year.

Across the border in Canada, there are 160,000 more women in jobs than men, according to The Toronto Star.

Nobody in Canada really noticed when in 2007 women first outnumbered men in the workforce for three months from February to April. But this year, women's dominance in paid employment (50.9%) clearly marks a turning point. This is the first time it has lasted this long and the differences have been significantly high.

In the US, gender transformation is particularly visible in local governments' 14.6 million work force. Cities, schools, water authorities and other local jurisdictions have cut out 86,000 men from payrolls during the recession while adding 167,000 women.
 

The postal service is cutting tens of thousands of unionised, blue collar jobs dominated by men while new hires are expanding in Teaching and other fields dominated by college educated women.

But analysts say these figures could be red herrings and that the historic milestones hold little promise for women in their longstanding battle for economic equality.

The Toronto Star said women still make up about 70% of part-time workers and 60% of minimum wage earners in Canada.

"Nearly 40% are in precarious jobs that are poorly paid with little or no benefits," it said. And the average full-time female worker earns just 71.4 cents for every dollar earned by a man.

In US, the boost has come due to massive job cuts in male-dominated professions such as construction and manufacturing. Through June, men lost 74% of the 6.4 million jobs erased since the recession began. Men have lost over 3 million jobs in construction and manufacturing alone.

Labour economist Heidi Hartmann says the change reflects the growing importance of women as wage earners, but it doesn't show full equality. "On average, women work fewer hours than men, hold more part-time jobs and earn 77% of what men make," she said. Men also still dominate higher-paying executive ranks.

If No One Claims It Within Three Days (Mix SMS)

Man : Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer : Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

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mana hum itne SWEET nahi,
k diabetes ho jaye.
nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye,
aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k
yaad hi naa aaye....MISS ME ALWAYS

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Maalik Naukar say : yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye
jaatay ho to wapas aanay main
2-3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar : sahab aap nay he to kaha tha
k bijli ki tarah kaam karna ...

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Apne Dil ki baat apaku keh nahi sakte,
Binkahe bhi jee nahi sakte,
Ae khuda aisi takdir bana,
aap hamse khud akar kahe
Hum apke bina reh nahi sakte.

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santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend : Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....
santa : kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

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