If No One Claims It Within Three Days (Mix SMS)

Man : Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer : Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

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mana hum itne SWEET nahi,
k diabetes ho jaye.
nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye,
aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k
yaad hi naa aaye....MISS ME ALWAYS

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Maalik Naukar say : yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye
jaatay ho to wapas aanay main
2-3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar : sahab aap nay he to kaha tha
k bijli ki tarah kaam karna ...

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Apne Dil ki baat apaku keh nahi sakte,
Binkahe bhi jee nahi sakte,
Ae khuda aisi takdir bana,
aap hamse khud akar kahe
Hum apke bina reh nahi sakte.

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santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend : Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....
santa : kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

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