Every Nice Friend Is A Gift Of God

GUY: If I could see you naked,
I'd die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked,
I'd probably die laughing.

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Ek MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
Ladai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!

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Every nice friend is a gift of god..
Its one of lifes best blessings,
A priceless gift that can never be bought,
Sold,or forgotten..just like you..

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1st said" I saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: I also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

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On the wedding night
Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says:
Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai!