Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi ( Non Veg SMS )

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.

Ek ladki NE electric office me phone karke kaha:

Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.

Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER

Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby

HURRY UP

First ten will get twins

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Chacha chachi donon lafangay,

So rahay thay donon nangay,

Chachi ko lagi thand,

Chacha nay dia Lund,

Chachi boli yah kia gund,

Chacha bola machine gun,

Dhasaan dhasan.. Dhasaan dhasaan...

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Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here.

Customer: but I bought cigarate from this shop.

Sales Girl: we sell condom also

But it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

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Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

Or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola Tha ( Getwell Soon SMS )

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola tha

AgaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho

Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.

Get Well Soon Mamu

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Early In the Morning Sun Rise

With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly.

All Da Flowers Were Bloom

This Evening With Pleasant Smell

But Its Now Wither Awfully N Tonight

All The Stars Came Out To Play A Signal

But All Of Them Are Not Shining,

Cos All They Nows My Friend Is Sick

Wish U A Cure Soon

And Healthy Days Ahead.

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May The Little Flower,

Laying In Gloom,

Rise And Bloom,

Swaying Endlessly,

This Way And That Way,

Morn To Dusk,

Everyday. Get Well Soon!

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You Are Feeling Down And So Am I

With You Not Around.

Hope You Get Back In The

Swing Of Things Real Soon.

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I Very Well Know The Reason,

Why U R Taking Too Long To Recover,

U R Really Being Nurse-D There.

Joke A Part, But Still,

Wishing U Speedy Recovery