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Gud One! ( Pure Desi Joke )

एक चीता Cigarette का सुट्टा लगाने ही वाला था की अचानक एक चूहा वहां आया और बोला : " मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो " चीते ने एक लम्हा सोचा फिर चूहे के साथ दौड़ने लगा .   आगे एक हाथी अफीम पी रहा था , चूहा फिर बोला , " हाथी मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो , देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो " हाथी भी साथ दौड़ने लगा .   आगे शेर whisky पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था , चूहे ने उसे भी वही कहा . शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5- 6 थप्पड़ मारे .   हाथी बोला , "  अरे ये तो तुम्हे ज़िन्दगी की तरफ ले जा रहा है , क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को ?" शेर बोला , "  यह कमीना पिछली बार भी Bhang पी कर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल मै घुमाता रहा ".

SARDAR AGAIN... Time to Laugh

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka De raha hai'. SWOT BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta's wife, Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I am on tour Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml Now it's 2 ltr. Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!.. Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call. One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!! A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for fo...

Hanging Baskets ( 18+ JOKE )

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."