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Two men were in conversation on the beach : M1: Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? M2: Tumhe nahe pata ? M1: Nahi pata. M2: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai... ................................................ Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! ................................................ Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq karo office wali se, Flirt karo pados wali se, Pyaar karo dilwali se, Aankh larao sali se, Aur maar khao ghar wali se. ................................................ Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye. ................................................

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer and the fourth son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent and twisted. The second son said, no, that it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful. It was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them. He said it was ripe and drooping with fruit - full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life. He told them that you cannot judge a tree,...

2 Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job?". .................................................. Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls: Do not play with street dogs, You may get rabies. And Do not play with smart boys, You may get babies... ;-) .................................................. Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me. Enjoy until u get statisfied.. Lovingly urs-----, " I------ TOILET". .................................................. How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ? They are the ones who erase their notebooks When the teacher erases the blackboard !! ..................................................

Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer. ********** Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables. ********** Q: Why does God allow evil to happen? A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs. ********** Q: Does God know everything? A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes On in the overnite job. ********** Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs? A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and He logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can Wait until tomorrow. ********** Q: Did God really create the world in seven days? A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy Bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend Had left him. ********** Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended? A: Tha...

About ten years ago, a young and very successful executive named Josh was traveling down a Chicago neighborhood street. He was going a bit too fast in his sleek, black, 12 cylinder Jaguar XKE, which was only two months old. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no child darted out, but a brick sailed out and - WHUMP! - it smashed Into the Jag's shiny black side door! SCREECH..!!!! Brakes slammed! Gears ground into reverse, and tires madly spun the Jaguar back to the spot from where the brick had been thrown. Josh jumped out of the car, grabbed the kid and pushed him up against a parked car. He shouted at the kid, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing?!" Building up a head of steam, he went on. "That's my new Jag, that brick you threw is gonna cost you a lot of money. Why did you throw it?" "Please, mister, please. . . I'm...

FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2: 1 SEED can create a forest 1 SMILE can start a relationship 1 TOUCH can show love-n-care and 1 FRIEND like you can ruin a life. ......................................... FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2: Butterflies don't know what colour their wings are. But human eyes know how beautiful it is. Likewise you don't know your quality But I know ki tu kitna kamina hai re.... ......................................... Kaash Tere Chehre Pe Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote Chand To Tum Ho Hi Sitare Bhi Saath Hote ......................................... MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA.. MENDAK TALAAB KA. .........................................

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. ********** 2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. ********** 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her master's. ********** 4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. ********** 5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through "the minds of either". ********** 6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. ********** 7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? Such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece. ********** 8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ********** 9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work. ********** 10. Con...