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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki NE electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo... ==================== SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby HURRY UP First ten will get twins ===================== Chacha chachi donon lafangay, So rahay thay donon nangay, Chachi ko lagi thand, Chacha nay dia Lund, Chachi boli yah kia gund, Chacha bola machine gun, Dhasaan dhasan.. Dhasaan dhasaan... ===================== Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here. Customer: but I bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also But it dosn"t mean you start fucking here. ==================== Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN Or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola tha AgaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho. Get Well Soon Mamu ===================== Early In the Morning Sun Rise With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly. All Da Flowers Were Bloom This Evening With Pleasant Smell But Its Now Wither Awfully N Tonight All The Stars Came Out To Play A Signal But All Of Them Are Not Shining, Cos All They Nows My Friend Is Sick Wish U A Cure Soon And Healthy Days Ahead. ==================== May The Little Flower, Laying In Gloom, Rise And Bloom, Swaying Endlessly, This Way And That Way, Morn To Dusk, Everyday. Get Well Soon! ======================= You Are Feeling Down And So Am I With You Not Around. Hope You Get Back In The Swing Of Things Real Soon. ====================== I Very Well Know The Reason, Why U R Taking Too Long To Recover, U R Really Being Nurse-D There. Joke A Part, But Still, Wishing U Speedy Recovery

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Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron, Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron. Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara, Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron.. ........................................................ Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me; Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me; 'RISHTA' to humne bandh hi liya he aapse; Bas thoda sa Saath de dena ise Nibhane me. ........................................................ Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye, Muskura kar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, Gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabi kabi, Har Gulab par yu aitbaar na kijiye. ........................................................ Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, Chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, To tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko. ........................................................

Swami Vivekananda - The Universal Man Rarely does humanity witness a combination of a great Guru (Spiritual Teacher) and equally capable Shishya (spiritual disciple) as Sri Ramakrishna and Swami Vivekananda were. The Upanishads and the Gita do mention of such noble pairs, when a yearning aspirant seeking higher knowledge humbly bows down to the Teacher and says, 'Sir, please tell me: Which is that thing which having been known, all this becomes known, and nothing else remains to be known? Give me that, acquiring which all desires nullify. O gracious one, I surrender at your feet; please tell me what is right for me.' And the compassionate Teacher describes the nature of Self or Atman, starting as external reality and culminating into the true knowledge of our inner Self. As the Guru speaks, so does the aspirant (sadhaka) experience the Truth contained in those words. It is as if a film on Brahman is being run in front of the yearning aspirant. One such pair flourished in the la...

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte, Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte. Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein, Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Kartea ............................................... Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi.... ............................................... Tum mujhe bhul na paoge, Is kadar hum tumhe yaad aayenge... Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna, Teri aankhon me hum nazar aayenge.... ............................................... Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate, Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate, Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe, Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate ...............................................

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